1.21 Jizz-a-watts...

Grad 2012? I think so :) This is my last year of high school, and I'm so excited about it! Once finished my plans are simple. Medical Laboratory Technician. Five years of college and university and I will have a PhD in horribleness.... But not really. Just a PhD. Dr. Shannon Lusty anyone? ;) My life from then on will forever be a porno.

I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me when they’re laying in bed before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone telling their friends about me. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I hugged them, or even just because I made eye contact with them. I can’t picture someone smiling because my name lit up their phone. I just can’t. 

tits0rgetthefuck0ut:

this is extremely relevant

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w-a-s-t-e-d-memories:

This is my bestfriend, shes been in hospital for anorexia, shes like all you other girls saying your fat, she actually did something about it, shes so strong. i just want her to know that its okay if your not a twig you still mean something to everyone <3 

kanji-sexual:

neilcicierega:

I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY

WHY

IS HER HEAD SO TINY

NO I’VE GOT IT.

THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS.

THEY ARE ACTUALLY A CHAIR.

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condombreaker:

idk why i like this so much

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

zombiemovies:

vipvictor:

Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap

I will maintain that Fresh Prince was and always will be the greatest show on all of television.

Also Will Smith is perfect.

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defranco:

aliceinsouthdakota:

The Vlog Where Lee Takes Over, Phil proves why he’s the boss, and Steve gives away camera babies.

DeFranco Inc.  Such a weird place :-p

mythomagic:

scipioaemilianus:

barbietalkingtownhouse:

jadeita:

time2pee:

lapris:

u-ok:

GOOOOOOOOOOOD

oh my god is this what I think it is

OFMG is this facebook and tumblr cosplay

fucking hell

i’m killing myself so hard right now jfc

i thought it was other girls-sempai and normal-chan omg

is that ashley tisdale

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